30 December 2008

CINEPHOBIA: The Ghosts of Christmas Present


SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984). IMDB: "A young boy watches his parents killed by a thief in a Santa suit. He spends his youth in an orphanage, staying quietly to his self, but his mind is further bent by an ironhanded Mother Superior. He eventually gets a job at a local store, where he finally snaps when he is required to wear a Santa suit, and goes on a killing spree that leads him slowly back to the orphanage." Wikipedia: "The PTA fought to have this film removed from the theaters due to its subject matter and the fact that it was shown around Christmas, although an earlier film with a similar synopsis had gone unnoticed. Upon its original release in 1984, the film created serious controversy. Siskel and Ebert condemned the film and went so far as to read the film's production credits on air, saying 'shame, shame' after each one."


SANTA ON MURDER SPREE AT EX'S PARTY (Associated Press, Dec. 27, 2008): "Stinging from an acrimonious divorce, a man plotting revenge against his ex-wife dressed up like Santa, went to his former in-laws' Christmas Eve party and slaughtered at least eight people before killing himself. Bruce Pardo's former wife and her parents were believed to be among the dead. Investigators planned to return to the scene overnight to sift through the ashes of the home, which Pardo set ablaze using a homemade device that sprayed flammable liquid."


BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974). IMDB: "The story is simple: right before Christmas break, an unseen psycho sneaks into the attic of a Canadian sorority house, menacing the girls with obscene phone calls, and starts to kill them one by one."


MAN FOUND LIVING IN FAMILY'S ATTIC (WBBH-TV, Dec. 29, 2008): "Stanley Carter apparently just wanted some place to spend the holidays - plus a few Christmas gifts. Police in Plains Township, Pennsylvania, found a 21-year-old man in the attic of a duplex apartment after the occupants reported missing cash, a laptop computer, and an iPod. Footprints were spotted in a bedroom closet where a trap door leads to the attic. When Carter emerged, he was wearing clothes he apparently pilfered during his days in hiding. Police say he kept a list of everything he took, and labeled it Stanley's Christmas List."

15 December 2008

SOUND-OFF: Escape from the Terror of the Ghost of the Castle of the Valley of the Planet of Death

As always, more B-movie trailers (MP3s) for your mixes.


99 Women (1969)


Booby Trap (1970)


Bummer! (1973)


The Chinese Connection (1972)


Dr. Black and Mr. Hyde (1976)


House of Dark Shadows (1970)


Mark of the Devil (1970)


Mom and Dad (1945)


Mondo Balordo (1964)


Night of the Ghouls (1959)


Shanty Tramp (1967)


She-Devils on Wheels (1968)


Swinging Barmaids (1975)


Three Dimensions of Greta (a.k.a. Four Dimensions of Greta)


Women in Cages (1971)


Bonus tracks:


Je T'aime -- Gainsbourg's classic heavy breather performed with comic Nordic gusto by the multi-dimensional Greta herself, Swedish pin-up Leena Skoog. And check out Anders' hander.


Man Buried Alive -- Promo stunt by the producer of Mom and Dad, exploitation film marketer extraordinaire Kroger Babb.

Further viewing:
Mau Mau Sex Sex: A True Story of America's Oldest Independent Filmmakers

Sex and Buttered Popcorn (Vol. 1: Tease, Sleaze & Social Disease, Vol. 2: Sex, Sin & Salvation, and Vol. 3: Granddad's Forbidden Follies)

Schlock!: The Secret History of American Movies

And here's a picture of the "stomach distress bag" mentioned in the trailer for Mark of the Devil. From the barf bag collection of MIT Media Laboratory's Vision & Modeling Group (a.k.a. VisMod), viewable online at the Air Sickness Bag Virtual Museum.

For more trailers: Bedazzled Blue.